NPCWOJAK NPC

EMPLOYEE ID: $NPC // STATUS: CLOCKED IN

WOJAKNPC

No thoughts. No roadmap monologue. Just another shift on-chain.

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CONTRACT ADDRESS
Wojak NPC character in a black uniform and NPC cap VERIFIED
NON-PLAYER
01 / DIRECTIVE

FOLLOW THE
SCRIPT.

Wake up. Clock in. Buy $NPC. Stare into the middle distance. Repeat until further notice.

STANDARD OPERATING PROCEDUREFORM 404
  1. 01SHOW UP
  2. 02STAY BLANK
  3. 03KEEP POSTING
APPROVED

CURRENT ASSIGNMENT

THE SHIFT
NEVER ENDS.

$NPC belongs to the timeline: deadpan, underpaid, and permanently online.

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Wojak NPC banner
CONTRACT COPIED